This shit was too funny to let pass.

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Ben Ellen

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your dad's side, your favorite candy:
Jimmy Twix

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two or three letters of your last name)
R-Top or R-To (I'll take the first since I don't want to be thought of as a little robot)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal, favorite color)
Dolphin Green (this one sucks)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
William Falls

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Topsonhob

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backwards)
Mailliw Thorgenos

8. PORN STAR NAME: (middle name, street you grew up on)
William Barnett

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
The Green Cutlass? That's a description of my car.