DIARYLAND CONTEST!!!!!

Ok people, here's your chance to shine. We're going to have a contest. There is even a prize for the winner.

Ernest Hemingway was once asked to write a story in six words. He wrote. For sale: Baby shoes, never used. Rumor has it that Hemingway considered this to be his finest work.

More recently, the magazine BlackBook asked some of today's most influential writers to do the same. Some of the responses went as follows

Satan-Jehovah-fifteen rounds. A draw.
-Norman Mailer

"Forgive me!" "What for?" "Nevermind."
-John Updike

Oh, that? It's nothing. Not contagious.
-Augusten Burroughs

Mother's day came, doubling Oedipus's pleasure.
-Bruce Benderson

Well, those are the proffesionals. Here are mine:

Bomb in place. "For our Freedom..."

The fish struck. Life. Death. Moments.

He sometimes felt libidinous. Party on.

They loved. She left. He died.

Dawn came and the silence reigned.

The tree fell, crushing the listener.

Who? You? My God... Why? No.

So lets see them people. If you read this then try to get at least three. Email them to me or post them on your space or leave me a message with them. Alert me if you're in the contest, there will be a prize.

Strong as steel, anticipating the hammer
Iron